Thursday, January 28, 2010

Booty and the Bust; Kim Kardashian Nixes a Celebratory Super Bowl Marriage to Reggie Bush

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Rumors have been flying around the ether that Reggie Bush will propose to Kim Kardashian if the Saints win the Super Bowl. According to Kardashian’s blog, it isn’t true:

This is not true. I never made any kind of bet. A radio interviewer asked what I dreamed for in 2010 and I was hesitant and thinking about it and they said what about ring [and I] said yes, a Superbowl ring for Reggie. Then they said that if he gets a Superbowl ring, I get an engagement and I said ‘ok deal!’ LOL.

At this point, Kim Kardashian is the only thing making it seem at all like Bush is a legitimate NFL super star. He makes the occasional sweet play, but dude is a mega-bust. A role player at best. In fact, it is pretty impressive to see how good New Orleans is even though they blew the second over all pick on him in 2006. Not only that, his fumble of a first half punt in the NFC Championship Game very well could have cost the Saints the game.

In the end, it really doesn’t matter if Bush did promise Kardashian he would propose if the Saints win. The Saints aren’t going to win. Yes, they won the game last week because they lost the contest to see which team wanted it less, but this Super Bowl is not going to be close. The only “Who dat?” we will hear after the game will be drunken New Orleans fans trying to figure out who left the horseshoe in their ass.

Booty and the Bust are fun to write about, but that doesn’t change things. After the game, the only rings on either of their fingers will be the ones they came with.

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